Google Chrome with a 1280x1024 screen resolution.



and Internet explorer with a 800x600 screen resolution.




Goddammit IE is horrible as hell. Lags up the whole lappy the moment i open it, and 3 errors when i close it.

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College Assignment. Describe 10 things about myself in metaphor

1. I'm as Hot as the sun
2. I'm cute like a puppy
3. I'm funny like a clown
4. I'm short like a stool
5. I'm as energetic as a dog
6. I'm as caring as a mother
7. Sometimes I'm hot headed like a time bomb
8. Lazy as a sloth.
9. Love video games like a girl cherish her hair.
10. Loves eating chicken like a African American.

Thats for 10 things about myself.

Wow. After a year of abandoning this blog, it has became a jungle.... that still no one ever visits.

Labels: assignment, college

Rest in peace cousin kelvin.

Rest in peace e kent.

If both of you met in heaven, be sure to be good friends !

Cousin kelvin, be sure to watch over your family and aiden... he will have tough times but I know your soul will always be there growing up with them.

E kent, although we dont meet much, you are still a funny friend, which are same as me ! I hope you have a great time there ! wen yee, brandon, jason, cheyenne, amelia, dominic, jarald, kehsee and everyone of your friends misses you soo much. If they made any mistakes, whisper in God's ear to forgive them, and guide them to the right way.

You guys are inspirational to me, you guys teach me never to give up on living, even when things seems bad, smile and cheer up to make others smile, to strive for living, even its just a second.

Have fun in heaven and take care okay :) love gustine

So.. I got my SPM results. Its not flash, not awesome, not good for an asian.
SPM = Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia, Certificate of Education in english.


English - A
Bahasa Melayu - B+
Math - B+
Moral - B+
*Additional Math - C
*Accounts - C +
*History - C+
Physics - C
Chemistry - E

those marked with * are subjects i fail all the time, and the most I sharpen for SPM.

Yeah.. only 1A, which means DISHONOURRR for asian families.
I thought Im gonna get a scolding, and feel really down for a while (1 hour).

My dad said it was "not good enough", then didnt care the results.
My mom said it was "good" compared to my horrible high school exams.

My mom even want to mini celebrate for me... bring me out to dinner/buy me stuff.
I feel really unworthy of that and i dont think i deserve it.

My results is not nice at all, but meh I did all I can and to improve myself and I did, although not tremendously but its still an achievement.



Oh and Because of my Driving exam clashes on the same day and same time, I miss out all the roller coaster emotions in school and didnt get my School Magazine. ZzZZzness.

To top it all that, my engine frickken died on me during on of the test (3 point turn). And now i gotta retake it.

A guy walk over to the pub and sees a sign:

TODAYS SPECIAL
Chicken Sandwich: $3.00
Salmon Sandwich: $5.00
Handjob: $10.00

So he walked into the pub packed with a very attractive lady serving some eager looking group of mans.

"You the one providing the handjob?" he asked.
"For you, sure do hon," answered seductively.

"Ok, get my a chicken sandwich lady, and make sure u wash your hand before making it"

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Problem, woman ?

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Lets all pray for Japan.

Instead of just saying it and typing it, DO IT !
Take 3mins of your life and start praying, its the lease we can do.
#pray for the trapped and lost victims
#pray for the people that lost their love ones
#pray for the other nations that got hit by tsunamis
#pray the japanese so that they never give up hope
#pray for them so that they have shelter, food and clothes
#pray for their safety and no more further damage (nuclear radioactive leaks, aftershocks)

And for those unaffected, prevent is better than cure, so start treating mother nature good and she wont nuke your entire country.
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Ok now for happy stuff, I dont want this blog to be full of sad emo stuff cause no one read those for entertainment, maybe justin bieber bah.

Saw this quote at a forum,

"Every time a natural disaster occurs, people jump on the soapbox to say WHY it occurred. The tsunami in SE Asia, the earthquake in Haiti, the earthquake in China, etc, every time something like this occu rs people will start running their mouth. For conservatives it will be how they denied God. For liberals it will be global warming. For moderates it will be STFU and save those people!"

Hope Japan will get well soon, its my favourite country :( Japan and China and Korea are the faces of asians ! They can do lots of foul wizardry like harry potter and in they will reconstruct the whole thing before Justin Bieber win an Emmy Award.